Fuck around and find out

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

He said this on the press tour for the DnD movie which he made with Chris Pine who famously doesn't own a smartphone, so quite frankly if Hugh wasn't having a torrid affair on set that's entirely his own fault!

#maybe his torrid affair with chris pine was what made him realize how sad all the other sets were#did you ever think about that

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

Навечно в моей памяти девушка с обзорной экскурсии в унике, которая, когда ей сказали опустошить бутылку для воды перед входом, посмотрела на меня и сказала: "они говорят нам не забывать пить воду, а потом заставляют нас ее выливать, абсолютно кафкиански" и затем вылила из своей бутылки то, что без сомнения было литром виски. надеюсь у нее всё хорошо

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

either cleaning supplies should be free or dirt should have to pay rent

Или чистящие средства должны быть бесплатными, или грязь должна скидываться за квартиру

Large concrete Soviet apartment buildings are a type of girl

This is kind of true actually. In Russian we reffer to different types of apartment buildings by the surname of whoever was in power in USSR at the time, the 3 main types are: ‘Stalinka’, ‘Khruschevka’ and ‘Brezhnevka’, the styles are distinct enough from each other to the point that you could easily distinguish them at a glance if you know what to look for. But the main thing is that ’-ka’ is a feminine ending in Russian which means that all soviet apartment buildings are, in fact, girls.

This is the best thing I’ve read all day