I wanna write badminton AU solely bc world class badminton players polytrix having a kid who grows up to become a pickleball pro is so fucking funny to me
polytrix frantically trying to keep their baby away from racket sports the same way canon polytrix wants to keep their kid(s) away from becoming hunters, but ultimately failing bc pickleball is taught in PE and also extremely popular where they live
Polytrix baby reminding her moms of each other (Zoey's relentless physicality, Rumi's swag and hand skill, Mira's height (lol)a)
Polytrix trying to be the exact opposite of typical sports parentsβno pressure, no hovering, encouragment without expectationsβbut also fighting the valiant battle of trying to hide how much they wanna scream WHY PICKLEBALL
Also major salt abt how much PB pros make compared to badminton lol















