PIKA PIKA.. risky business

If you really loved me you’d learn my attack patterns and parry timings 🙄

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

does jafar love me

hell no bitch

by tumblr standards i'm a well-adjusted normie. by normie standards i'm a nutjob. what is the truth

Time for the annual Pride Month reblog of Freddie Mercury and his fabulous cats!

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels