whats the loudest reocurring noise that happens near ur house for example i live next to an airport so its definitely the planes

Landscapers, my beloathed.

I mean gun shots, I guess

Only way I’m accepting male apologies from now on

jane austen was so real for writing about how mad emma was about not getting an invitation she had been planning on rejecting anyway

This is more inspirational than I think it was originally intended to be

You never recover from being weird in middle school

if tumblr had a 'what in the hell are you even talking about' button, I'm not saying I'd use it as much as likes, but it'd be up there.

steps out of the shower completely dry after parrying every drop of water with my bathroom greatsword

How do thousands of people share this same feeling and I can’t even tell you what it means 😭

I love tumblr bc it feels like im talking to a wall and sometimes the wall responds

Good to know some things in human history never change because, same bro