ghouls just wanna have fun

I’m fat I’m gay I’m chopped I’m washed I’m stupid I’m ugly I’m broke and most importantly I’m gonna make it

Well as a "fan" I would be "serviced" by some THEMES AND MOTIFS #themesandmotifs #artwithmeaning

when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

I hear being kind is punk but is it ska? Is being kind ska? I don't care about being kind unless it's ska.

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

utilising the gift of imagination to hallucinate moments of tenderness between fictional people

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

Luigi probably fucks though.

Ok but why is Luigi different

displays internality by being capable of fear. to fear is to have something to lose. and what does he stand to lose? fucking.

"Is macready or childs The Thing at the end?" theorists are idiots. The answer is John Carpenter. It's in the poster. John Carpenter's The Thing. Dumbass

its actually easy to de-enshittify your digital experience all you need to do is install this browser extension and this browser extension and this browser extension and input this custom script into the advanced box and go into your system settings and reconfigure all these options you didnt know existed and change your entire workflow and switch to this alternative operating system and this alternative web browser and this alternative chat client and this alternative word processor and this alternative- sorry that one turned out to be malware delete that one okay now double check your task manager for unwanted background processes and element block these ads and invest in a good VPN and append all your searches with AI blocking keywords and wait a few years until everything you just did becomes shitty too so you can do it all over again okay kitten. its literally that easy.