ars longa, vita brevis

when e.m. forster said “a happy ending was imperative […] I was determined that in fiction anyway two men should fall in love and remain in it for the ever and ever that fiction allows”, and when mart crowley wrote “not all faggots bump themselves off at the end of the story”, and when joan tierney wrote “that was the rule / you can have your love like a bullet in the chest / you can have their heart but only if it stops beating”

not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread

When you see your pet and start petting their head and it’s randomly wet and you ask them “what happened why are you wet!!!!!!” And the pet doesn’t answer

I am right about things you have never even heard of.

[holding myself firmly by the neck like a yowling squirming kitten] This Minor Setback Is Not The End Of The World

so does the uk falling apart meant that johnlock is about to go canon or is that just for american politics

breakdown cancelled, guy in [shop redacted] gave me a discount on my plants ‘just cause’ and then didn’t scan half my other shit either. i was like ‘oh you missed–’ and he goes ‘discount innit’. i think maybe he just hated his job but also possibly humans are good and long story short i’m not mentally ill any more.

cat girl but in a garfield way

when i was little i always assumed the “small talk about the weather” thing was just a joke about adults but now that i’m an adult, i regularly have in depth conversations with my coworkers about how the weather has been. like yeah Sandra, it HAS been weirdly warm while also dumping rain more than you’d expect for mid June, that IS wild and crazy let’s talk more about the weather!!

i need to marry someone who loves driving, everywhere we go they will get a thrill from driving and i will get a thrill from not having to drive, what a dream