i wonder what they're gossiping about

what are people's favorite niche ice cream flavors. mine are superman and blue moon (specifically from the midwest like michigan/indiana/wisconsin), van leeuwen's royal wedding cake, and jeni's wildberry lavender

crazy how much i could get done if i didn't have "doesn't want to do things" disorder

when you think about it, Chastity is a hilarious baby name

I don’t think virtue names are inherently bad, a lot of them are rather sweet and hold up well in the modern day, ‘I’m naming my child Grace because I hope they have grace.’ ‘I’m naming my child Honesty because I hope they are an honest person.’ BUT CHASTITY????? You’re looking at your newborn baby and thinking “No fucking and sucking for you.” WHAT THE HELL????

I’m never going to get over this. The demon-possessed child with dance moves from the devil, while also dressed like my uncle. His dad giving him a lil’ pat on the chest right before he goes ham. The perfect 90s sunglasses indoors. The gays in the background. The perfect combination of slavic and 90s vibes in one video.

sometimes people think I am on Mad At Them Island, when in fact I am far more often paddling around in the waters of Slightly Annoyed With Their Recent Behavior Bay, or perhaps on the beautiful Peninsula of Get Well Soon But I Will Not Be Engaging With All Of That