mister mayor my late night train has once again gone needlessly express and I am furious with you
literally going to take me an entire extra 45 minutes to go home pound piss sir thank u for ur service truly glad youâre on minoxidil
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mister mayor my late night train has once again gone needlessly express and I am furious with you
literally going to take me an entire extra 45 minutes to go home pound piss sir thank u for ur service truly glad youâre on minoxidil

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mister mayor my late night train has once again gone needlessly express and I am furious with you
I need to go rub one out. *goes to my secret chamber where the walls are covered in tally marks and I erase one mark* *it is unclear what happens when they run out*
RIP to the legend

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I have GOT to stop spending $30
This is to inform you that I didnât die young.
Jim Harrison, Barking
(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN
Iconic
someoneâs not having a good Kia Summer Sales Event
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some of the best characters are the ones where you know if they sat down and discussed ghosts the conversation would end with them attacking each other with furniture
like this
pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say
Victory of the Sea (Jan Saudek, 1992)
if every ancient philosopher (renaissance and earlier) was plopped into a modern day bar and tasked with getting laid who would accomplish it the fastest
Pico Della Mirandola, no question. While on the way to the Vatican to defend his esoteric thesis, he fucked the wife of a Medici, got thrown in prison, and then got bailed out by a different Medici. Man had that dog in him.
Also he looked like this.
I would ask people not to babygirlify Christian Esotericist Pico Della Mirandola but lets be honest here I would make her bark
Who said that
A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

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But when I say the âwholesome and funnyâ YouTube short I have been handed of students surprise showing their teachers 10+ year old photos of themselves and most them were emo/goth in some way and every single one now has medium brown beach waves and is wearing head to toe beige and immediately screams and hides the photo like itâs the most embarrassing thing in the world is a hallmark of a deeply insidious tendency to associate socially acceptable WASPy aesthetics with maturity and responsibility and perpetuates the idea that everyone grows up, âgets rightâ and becomes the most digestible unobtrusive heterosexual Iâm âtaking it too seriouslyâ
âItâs not that seriousâ oh but it issssss because every day we perpetuate the idea that non-conformity of any kind to the white straight middle class standard is inherently immature and gets âleft behindâ when someone becomes a socially acceptable adult
This idea that maturity is conformity is everywhereeee if you look for even a moment
would you still be alive without modern medicine? looking back at your life, would you survive without any to the moment where you are now?
yes
no
barely
yes but it would affect me for the rest of my life
results
I'd have my knee fucked up forever 𫪠alive but yeahhhhh