GirlByTheSea

Y'all need to STOP

“Never did like that much,” is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.

Word.

Annie Fucking Oakley everyone

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OOOH MY GOD OH M MY G O D

Is that a cat or a dog?

a friend

the addams family wasn’t particularly magic or supernatural or anything, their goth game was just hard af

They lived with a sentient disembodied hand

that’s just how goths are sometimes

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

I cannot believe….

y'all are messing with the nature of things!!!

Donald Duck with a normal voice will always feel unnatural and wrong.

according to hetero dating law the girl shouldn’t pay for her meal which, logically, means that if two girls go on a date together nobody pays and they get everything for free but the catch is that they have to stand the whole time bc no one can pull out a chair

I can’t hit the ball standing still

when did golf start going trick shot

Dang bretheren

anyone else just LOVE the 3.5 minute wagon ride at the beginning of skyrim