new toys? far out!

EVERYONE is sephiroth

BRO YOURE SCARING THE HOES YOURE DOING A GREAT JOB HARVESTING THEIR FEAR I CAN SEE WHY THE FEAR GOD CHOSE YOU I AM SO GLAD WE ARE GAY MARRIED

Candy heart that says *awooga* *train whistle noises* *hitting myself in the head with an oversized mallet*

we need to discuss something

take the cat ears off this is important

enough girlbossing . girlemployees . attack

your bare minimum isn’t actually that bare or minimum. my dad once told me that there’s nothing in this world that’s easy and that’s true tbh. everything we do takes energy, time, and effort. even the little things. if you feel like you’re not doing enough please try to think about your circumstances and what’s currently available to you: chances are, there’s something that’s diverting or otherwise draining you. and to pull away from that and get something done regardless? well, i think that’s really admirable! please try to take pride in the things you do accomplish in a day, no matter how small or trifling you perceive them to be. you can’t be proud of your growth if you don’t notice where you already are!

Birth certificate that says "made with carrd" at the bottom

what is my gender? my gender is [large truck passes by] but everybody calls me “dad”