guards rub his belly

I'm following blogs that haven't posted in like eight years but I don't care I shall never unfollow them because I am a true and loyal knight #loyalknight

t-shirt that reads "i'd rather be getting psychosexually tormented right now"

reblog if you gangnam smiled

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

由于中国世纪已经到来，我现在只会用（可能写得不太好的）简化汉语来发帖。

当有人谋杀“South African Pedophile Hitler”时，我会回去用英语发帖

in a tower was a princess, 1000 wild horses ran around the tower and ate the dandelions that grew there, every day the princess blew dandelion seeds out her window for the horses

hm. the princess requires her most scariest & biggest guards to start kissing each other.