𓆝 𓆟 𓆞𓆝 𓆟

yknow, the kind of girl that makes you wish you were a perfect serpent *looks around expecting everyone to understand what I mean* yknow, a serpent? *looks around* perfect serpent?

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

why do i have to speak why is it not enough to show up somewhere and have big giant eyes

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

i scrute the milkfish

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

They should invent a summer that isn't a lesson

They should invent a summer that asks the question instead of answers

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

i hate complex social structures. either be loyal to me like a dog or challenge me to a duel like a man.

Some days I feel like I’m 29 feet away from a Japanese radish

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”