we're hexadecimal, baby!

the most important thing they don't tell you about being gay is that as soon as you have any creative control over your appearance you will start dressing like one or more of the muppets

they added a new ride to seaworld called The Suffering of Squidward

i’m a weird girl but i’m a boy

i wish gay women were real and not a lie made up by obsidian to sell more copies of fallout new vegas ultimate edition for the xbox 360

‘mothers day’ ‘fathers day’ eldest daughter day when

quick who wants to confess their undying love 4 me before pride month ends

and then they proceeded to be the worst at their jobs for the next 20 years

no more gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss. Only touchstarved, transgender, trainwreck

*takes off my glasses and rubs my eyes like i’m a detective who just can’t crack this case*

irl animal crossing furniture

life is good again (ordered something online)

life is bad again (account was charged)

LIFE IS GOOD AGAIN (PACKAGE ARRIVED)

your honor i was just being a little silly