Plunko Zone

missing dragalia lost something crazy today. i just know that if nintendo didn’t have their fingers in dragalia’s pussy We’d still have it today

my baby has just started kicking and flopping like crazy, like a betta fish in a 4 gallon tank

hold my hand when i tell you this. we’re going to play drawn to life on the nintendos ds, okay?

if either the individuals who wrote tales of abyss/symphonia and path of radiance AND/OR a legion of bored housewives worked together on the story and masashi hamauzu threw in a few scores, that would be the perfect final fantasy expansion for me and i’d never shut up about it until i die

i may play the upcoming final fantasy fourteen expansion if the trailers look promising but i don’t know. i’m having nightmares where yoshida is on the stage announcing the same freakshows that wrote dawntrail will be working on 8.0 so that they can put it on their resume

i haven’t played a generation 1 pokemon since i was a youngster and i’m susceptible to nostalgia bait most of the time, so i forgot that you spend 2 hours battling 50 trainers in a row to unlock the privilege of fighting 50 more trainers in a row for another 2 hours until you beat the elite four. all while being lucky enough to encounter some really great mons like pidgey, rattata, and sometimes even oddish *strained smile*

entered a panera for food because of baby mind control, pounded the fuck out of a bread bowl, emptied it into my mouth and gored the bread until it was nothing but dust. then i ate the plate it was on and threw the stainless steel utensils in the trash. dropped the napkin and stepped on it too, disoriented as fuck, greasy and unsightly, seeing stars and shit!!!