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winter is awesome because every night somewhere between the hours of 6 and 8 pm you will feel the worst you’ve ever felt in your life

"I wouldn't want to bother anyone," I say as the thing inside of me eats me alive.

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

carving a gaming pc out of soap in jail

Just some guy (self diagnosed)

Love when I’m thinking it’s like yesss new thoughts just dropped .

Chartreuse makes me so happy.  My entire apartment is decked out in items of the most vibrantly bright chartreuse I could get ahold of.  When I’m in a store and I see something chartreuse, anything, even an item I do not need and will never, ever use, I get all grabby hands and want to buy it, because it’s my color.  I’ve had friends gift me things just because “it’s that green you like and it made me think of you.”  I just really love chartreuse.

These look completely different between my phone and my laptop screens. The one that’s just “green” looks the best on my phone, but “parakeet” looks the best on my laptop. Where you can’t see the JPEG artifacts as clearly.

73 Questions With Baba Yaga | Vogue

the greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet

why’d you get banned?

touched the rat

what rat

chunky cheese

I love not know who 95% of celebrities are. every day someone new is trending and I go "I don't know who the FUCK this is" and move on. I love that

mom said it's my turn to hand out the ominous and vague warnings

lmao we're fetshizing ppl who cut meat as a job now ?? okay

read that wrong