brass balls, buddy

Warnings: Intox!Kink, Perv!Robby, panty stealing, drunk!reader

Perv!Robby who finally agrees to go out with the rest of the team after shift to the bar right down the street, only because he knew you would be there.

Perv!Robby who tells you to pace yourself on shots as he secretly pays for more.

Perv!Robby who wraps his arm around your waist to steady you as you sway, resting your head against his chest.

Perv!Robby who doesn't feel guilty at all he offers to take you home(because you definitely can't drive in this state)

Perv!Robby who helps you into your apartment with “no intention” of taking advantage of the situation.

Perv!Robby who helps you strip off your clothes, pulling a t- shirt he found out of your closet and pulling it over your head.

Perv!Robby who uses every inch of his restraint to not touch you in all the places he wants to.

Perv!Robby who helps you into bed and once you're settled he snatches your panties that had been discarded earlier from the floor, stuffing them into his pocket before leaving.

Sometimes I feel like I wanna leave this place for good

Under the ground I'll live down there without a sound

And never hear these hissing voices all the same

I'll disappear 'cause living makes me feel ashamed