MJ; late 30s; March baby; Aries; bi; tattooed Jew. Yankee in a southern town. Married; stepmom; adoptee; obsessed with older men with grey hair and women who could choke me. I like stuff to come back to and read/reblog later. Especially if Iām on tumblr at work. The Pitt and pro wrestling are current hyper fixations of mine. Iāve been in fandom since the days of message boards, dial up, and MySpace. I queue a lot of posts. Asks are always open, taking requests for characters on my masterlist; fandom grandma so happy to give advice. Tags I use, who I write for, and what I won't write all under the cut! Shen icon by the amazing @punkgeekcryptid
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18+. If you follow me and donāt have an age listed Iām blocking. If youāre under 18 Iām blocking.
Requests: closed as I start my EdD
Masterlist
Tags I use:
About MJ ā things that I relate to and personal shit
MJ Writes ā my fics and posts about them
MJ answers ā all the asks I answer
Fic Recs ā fanfics from all the talented writers here that I enjoyed!
Inspiration ā women who inspire me
Stop it ā people I find attractive
Squee ā cute animals
Him - for posts that remind me of my hubby
Who I write for/will be willing to write for:
From The Pitt: Robby, Jack, Rabbot, Parker Ellis, Brendon Park, Crus Henderson, Baran Al-Hashimi, Jesse Van Horn, John Shen, Samira, Emery, & Trinity.
Others: Alfred Pennyworth from The Batman (Andy Serkisā portrayal specifically), Ulysses Klaue (MCU), Chibs Telford (SoA), Happy Lowman (SoA), Pope Cody (Animal Kingdom), Harry Wilson (Leverage: Redemption), Titus Danforth (Ready or Not 2), and Flynn Carsen (The Librarians).
What I donāt write: hurt with no comfort, breeding/pregnancy kink, rape/SA on screen (Iām fine referring to it and will always have content warnings), Robby explicitly celebrating Christmas by himself (him and Jack sharing each otherās holidays Iām good with), Robby (or any other Jewish character) converting. Dennis with either Robby or Abbot (wonāt yuck anyoneās yum but just not my thing). RPF (once again, just not my thing but you do you).
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that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now heās famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.
7) have tattoos? Yes! I have eight. Artemis and Athena on my calves, a hamsa on my thigh, Medusa and Max from where the Wild Things Are on my forearms, a vase with flowers on my bicep, a barn owl and then one for my parents on each shoulder.
15) favorite movie? Labyrinth!
39) My favorite ice cream flavor. Thereās this mint Oreo one that Oreo puts out thatās amazing.
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hate it when pets learn words, my dog flips out when he hears "greenie" so we had to start saying "G word" but now he knows G word so we have to say shit like "are we out of emerald indulgences"
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When I was in grade school I used to send emails to biologists and zoologists asking them questions to get answers to include in school projects I was working on, and would cry when they did not respond because I thought I was stupid for thinking that some random kid would ever be deserving of a response from someone who does something as smart and cool and important as *checks notes* studies frog fungus.
Now, at 29, Iām lowkey having a panic attack because my academic email is filled with middle schoolers wanting me to answer their questions about pygmy raccoons and I keep putting off answering them because Iām so overwhelmed with all the other raccoon stuff I have to do.
Anyway, greatest apologies to any scientist I ever emailed as a child and also an adult.
10,000 Follower Celebration With A Very Special Thank You Message From Our Very Own Nurse Jesse!
I wanted to do something really fucking special for my big 10k celebration so I asked our fav silver fox nurse to pop in and give you all a really lovely thank you message for making the past few years on this hell site so wonderful!
Honestly he was so great about doing this and really made it his own, I couldn't have asked for anything better!
Thank you once again for taking the time to like, follow and comment on my content. It truly means the world to me!
Now sit back, listen to Ned and just know how loved you really are!
