three hours past midnight

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

im like if a girl got fumbled by like 80% of the people that have talked to her but she was actually really cute and cool and fun to talk to

PLEASE REBLOG THE THIRD ONE TOO I NEED TO KNOW

needless to say they are hopelessly dependent on the ingot

this is so late renaissance early mannerism. the controversial male nudity? the lighting and value on the figurenof emphasis?? him bathed in light and placed ABOVE while the police are clad in dark and BELOW?? Uh HES HITTING THE CONTRAPPOSTO??

using the traffic light system during a kink scene but shaking my head the entire time so the audience knows i dont support car-dependant infrastructure and its influence on the common vocabulary

the person reading this is going to survive the rough patch they’re going through

‘ She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards’ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.

THE ORIGINAL??

dark chocolate…..the taste of a older woman with too much love to give and no one to recieve it…….a conversational flavor indeed