Fat men

It's not something you're supposed to drink yet you can't help yourself.

But not because you like the taste...

No, a pint of heavy cream means something different to you.

Every time you drink it, you know as it fills your stomach that there's no turning back.

You're going to wake up fatter tomorrow and all it took was one drink.

Because the truth is heavy cream is not just a drink...

It's a fat potion.

And simply realizing that you're drinking fat potion just makes you want to drink it faster.

And it makes it addictive, knowing you can so easily drink yourself fat.

So you do it.

You start drinking heavy cream every day, slowly pushing your limits with how much you can hold.

The speed at which you gain always surprises you.

Blowing past 20lbs a month like it's nothing.

In almost no time at all you've gone from being average to very chubby.

Nobody says anything but you know they notice it.

How could they not?

You have a belly now, your face is fat and you're chubby all over.

But the pace of your gains never seems to falter.

And you know that you're just a few months away from becoming the morbidly obese person you've always wanted to be.

Heavy cream will transform you.

Losing weight is easy for some, keeping it off though.. mannn that’s a different story .

Similar to a lot of people, he grew up fat got bullied and lost weight as he got older . It was the most confident he’d ever been, he was actually satisfied with himself at this point of his life.

It just takes a few slip ups, cheat days, or a few “I’ve been doing so good I deserve a treat” for you to balloon back to the embarrassing whale that he was so terrified to be again. But even that wasn’t enough to scare him from his cravings. His self control wasn’t enough either. He took one too many days off the gym until he just stopped.. now the only crunches he does are Captain for breakfast 🥣 and Nestlé in the evening. 🍫

He eventually admits to being a food addict so he was pretty much doomed from the start. It didn’t matter how hard he tried, how much he lost or how healthy he ate cause he would regain it all back and be the same pig he was always meant to be.

So @hog-handler made me record myself trying on a shirt that has definitely seen better days. Here’s the results.