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Brenna you can't just put on a solemn voice and whisper "I was kicked apart by Bigfoot"
can i get a fucking ETA on āthis too shall passā?

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doctors hate him for his weirdly intense vibes and woefully unsuccessful although elaborate schemes and machinations
also for coming back from the dead, which is widely considered a faux pas in the medical field
You know when there's like, a straight show and everyone's like "it's full of queer subtext between the main straight dudes, and this character is obviously autistic and they really meant to say trans rights"? And then there's a queer show and all of a sudden it's "no but they weren't sensitive about this character's trauma and the queer sex scenes are too short and they're all problematic as fuck, i can't even watch"? And then our shit doesn't get renewed, and we hated on it the whole way for not embodying the perfection we'd never dream of demanding from the straight show?
Yeah, something like that
dude you can't hate me just because my pussy secretes a rich and viscous royal jelly that enthralled your girlfriend. get over it already
ok. director's cut: i always pictured this exchange taking place in a nice cafƩ. like a "latte is 8.65 but it's a good latte" kind of cafƩ. and you get little brass numbers for your order to put on the table. but anyways; i'm getting coffee with this cishet couple. like hetero jessica and jakey. and he's already a little unhappy; maybe he didn't get the big contract at work, maybe he thinks this place is too fancy, maybe he doesn't like that his fiancƩ dragged him out for coffee with "one of those people". the specifics aren't important. at some point he goes to the bathroom, curses at the open-neck dual-cartridge burnished nickel faucet those fancy cafƩs love to have that always splash you, so on & so forth. but when he gets back, his beautiful college sweetheart is sitting on the floor between my legs with a dopey smile on her face and just absolutely SMEARED in orange goop. my legs and thighs too. very short dress. nothing left to the imagination. and of course jakey is not having any of it; he's spitting and screaming and whining and bargaining and what have you, but the other cafƩ patrons just start getting annoyed at him. someone`s grandmother tells him to stop making such a ruckus.
and there you have it!
everyone in the entire world lives in chicago
if you donāt live in chicago you actually do btw

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Does this fanfiction make sense? Hold water? Not an ounce! Does that mean Iām going to stop writing it? Not an ounce! Iām a moron with a keyboard and half an idea and thatās your problem now. God couldnāt stop me and neither could my dad, and now Iām on your screen with another thousand words of whatever the fuck this is. Bon appetite bitch!
This is mesmerizing to watch.
actually physically painful to watch because you know months were spent masking all those frames for each of the kajillions of transitions in this
Holyā¦ā¦ā¦..shmokesā¦ā¦.
Oh?? My god??
Iāll try my best to describe this. Itās a video with a mash-up of a bunch of different Disney movies, set to a song thatās a mash-up of a bunch of other songs. That in and of itself wouldnāt make it praiseworthy, but this is DONE SO WELL that just, holy cow.
HOLY SHIT
Every time I see this, I HAVE to watch.
It is Law.
A remix of movies that are remixes of folk stories, set to a remix of music.
Also, itās better than anything official Disney has put out in years.
a completely non-exhaustive list of what I think could be in a museum exhibit about project hail mary! :] both because itās fun to think about and because itās relevant to a fic Iām writing, but since the fic is short I canāt include nearly as much as I want to. please discuss/add your contributions in the notes!!
location: Grace being American, I imagine the main exhibit would be at one of the Smithsonians (or affiliates). originally I went with Space Center Houston, but the National Air and Space Museum in DC might make marginally more sense. itās pretty small, but they do also literally have Neil Armstrongās spacesuit and the command module from Apollo 11, so a Hail Mary exhibit might make a nice companion.
name: Earthās Saving Grace: The Story of Project Hail Mary (if this was real life it would be called like āThe Lockheed Martin Hail Mary Exhibitā or something equally asinine, but this is fake so I can ignore that <3)
actual artifacts:
at least one of the Beetles probes (probably Ringo, idk Iām attached to that one for some reason)Ā
xenonite taumoeba breeder tankĀ
replicas of the yellow and red jumpsuits grace wore, with highlights on each of the individual patches and what they mean + the patches that were on Ilyukhina + YĆ”oās suits
a small replica of the astrophage panels used to power the Hail Mary
I imagine Grace kept some kind of physical research journal while working on Strattās Vat, that would be in here
interactive:
tech panel breaking down time dilation + the difference between the actual time the hail mary traveled to tau ceti, the time as experienced from earth, and the time as experienced by the crew onboard
tech panel that teaches about base 6 + Eridian numbers, and has a little quiz where youāre given a number in base 10 and have to convert it to base 6 (or youāre given a number 0-5 and have to pick the Eridian equivalent)Ā
tech panel with a 3D model of Rocky you can spin around and click various parts of to learn about Eridian biology (or at least what they know of it from Graceās logs)
tech panel comparing the planet characteristics of Earth vs Erid, + potentially Venus vs Threeworld +Ā maybe Sol vs 40 Eridani A; Iām not sure how comprehensive I want this panel to be actually thinking through this a Sol/40 Eridani A comparison would be built in, as I envision you being able to both look at the planets themselves side by side and switch views to look at their orbits around their hosts side by sideĀ
other elements:
one of those semi-enclosed movie rooms with the big wall projection(s), where they loop through a curated collection of the video clips sent back by GraceĀ [when the museum is busy this part of the exhibit in particular is packed]
wrapping around the exhibit is a timeline of the entire mission, from the Petrova line discovery all the way to the Sun returning to full brightness (and when they have confirmation that 40 Eridani A has also returned to full brightness, I imagine this would be added as well) [the actual line part of the timeline is red, of course]
a dedicated wall with pictures of all of the big players in the mission, and a placard naming them all. Stratt is at the top (which she hates), with Grace immediately beneath her, and then the remaining astronauts side by side underneath him, continuing down through technicians scientists etc. Grace never took a mission picture the way the rest of the astronaut crew did, so itās just his final yearbook photo as a teacher. itās led to a number of conspiracy theories online that maybe he never actually agreed to be the tertiary scientist, but itās explained in the exhibit as highlighting that he wanted to be remembered as a teacher, not an astronaut
that's all I have for now, but I will likely rb with more in the future; it's a fun concept to rotate around in my brain
concept: section of wall formatted like a REALLY BIG yearbook page, digital with stylus 'pens' so you can sign Mr. Grace's yearbook and leave him a note; your note disappears from the page and then joins a constantly looping display of messages and/or is stored for inclusion in any message-in-a-bottle type things ever sent towards Erid
also! a guided activity for tour groups: playing lava with a beanbag and being asked questions (after consultation of former students)
Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag
crepuscular homie summer

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A message from Mary, a 72-year-old Amazon worker from North Carolina projected onto Jeff Bezosās $120 million penthouse before tonightās #MetGala, chaired by Bezos.
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