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Wow that is the highest quality gif I have ever seen!
It looks like Iβm actually there
reblogging solely for the intense fucking quality of this gif
does anyone know why this happens ?
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tangled gave us so much, but mostly it gave us the beautiful and intense love of a horse and the man he is chasing in order to imprison
i personally believe that maximus was the former captain of the guard who was cursed into horse form pretty recently, and everyoneβs having trouble adjusting to it.
like, heβs entitled to sick leave, he really ought to take a couple months to break the curse and come to terms with whatever the fuck just happened to him, but instead of embarking on a journey of self-discovery and healing he just keeps showing up to work. no one can get captain maximus to go on his fucking voyage of self actualization and fix the curse because heβs obsessed with catching flinn ryder. everyone really fucking hopes that when he finally catches this guy the curse might be broken anyway, but it isnβt.
he just keeps showing up to work. he glares at the stablehands until they saddle him up. everyoneβs gone over the regulations a dozen times but thereβs nothing there saying youβre not allowed to saddle and ride the captain of the guard if he makes you do it. his former second in command rides him around like βsir i really donβt know about thisβ and heβs just like βare we going to catch some criminals or what.β
you can see in the movie that everyone in the royal guard defers to this horse. itβs absolutely because thatβs their boss. and secondarily because now heβs two thousand pounds of percheron.
there is no evidence against this theory and you cannot prove me wrong.
~ten years after the movie~ Rapunzel: Goodnight, Eugene. Flynn Rider: Night, Rapunzel. Rapunzel: [drowsing off] Flynn: [frowning at the ceiling] Rapunzel: β¦ Flynn: Hey do you think you could have broken Maximusβs curse with your magic hair? Rapunzel: [suddenly wide awake]

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Person in the grocery store had amazon rainforest sounds blasting on their phone as they shopped and I think that's a beautiful use of free will
"people who don't wear headphones in public are a nuisance" except this one. I respect their indomitable human spirit
i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while
i am kissing you on the mouth right now
you are the only person who understands me. you and the person who tagged a series of unfortunate events
Happy disability pride month to everyone with ptsd, happy disability pride month to everyone with complex ptsd, happy disability pride month to everyone who questions if their problems are big enough to count as a disability, happy disability pride month to anyone who questions if their problems count as a physical or mental disability, happy pride month to everyone who has a disability that causes people to stare, and to those whose disabilities are hidden, happy disability pride month to everyone who deals with any kind of disability physical or mental, youβre all badass and I want you to remember that this month okay
on another note, watched The Mummy (1999) the other day and I couldnβt helpΒ feel like the OβConnells and the Addams (Addams Family Values (1993) would get on really well ya know? The OβConnells are basically the pastel adventure version of the Addams, surely they would just be vibinβ over tea and crumpets in an extremely haunted mansion having a ball of a time
Morticia: βSo what is it you do for a living my dear?β
Evelyn: βWe dig up dead people who often have monstrous curses placed on them!β
Morticia: βfascinatingβ
Gomez: *leaping out from behind a pillar which is encrusted with ominous looking runes* en garde!
Rick: *grabs sword from equally ominous looking wall full of weapons one of which seems to be glowing* fantastic I was getting a bit rusty
Gomez: *nearly in tears* oh heβs screaming nonsensically, what spirit! what reslove!
*Rick and Gomez, still frantically sword fighting*
Rick: Have I mentioned how wonderful my wife is yet, I really feel like I havenβt really expanded enough on how wonderful she is
Gomez: do go on, I would be delighted to hear about how wonderful your wife is, I strongly encourge all men to extoll the virtues of their wives with rapturous praise, however I should perhaps mention my wife is in fact better
*sword fighting intensifies as both men rapturously extoll the virtues of their wives*
Jonathan and Fester and Cousin Itt watch from the bar, where Lurch and Thing are making the drinks.
Jonathan and Thing knew one another from The War; each thought the other to be dead
Their reunion is highly emotional
Rick, whilst swordfighting:Β My wife resurrected an ancient evil that brought about the plagues.
Gomez: What. A. Woman.
i love you. you made a mistake? i dont care i love you. you made a wrong choice? love you. you donβt think youβre good for anything? guess what youβre good for loving i love you
i was 15 when i made this post and iβm 25 now, and still seeing people reblog and tag this with things about their lovers or their friends or characters or themselves or that they really needed this today. i dunno it just feels really special to me. thank you, keep loving each other, i still love you.

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trying to explain to a 50 something criminal profiler that suicidal teenagers are people responding to internal logic with root causes rather than mindless droids who catch social contagions via rock music and tiktok
βbut they seemed so happy!β yeah thatβs the oldest suicide cliche in the book. itβs called hiding things and the more you act like suicidality is some irrational external contagion that can be prevented by taking away freedoms the more you train your kid to hide things.

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i haaaate being avoidant. it makes you feel like the world's biggest jackass whenever someone tries to talk to you or whatever and you just Freeze Up
Oh sorry i took a long ass time to reply and didnt say anything. I got arbitrarily scared and tired myself out so now i cant say much. Oopsie teehee. it makes you feel like a huge dickhead
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