97% Hair & 27% Lies

a T-rated fanfiction created by Anonymous for Mutual Rapport 2026

ART had stayed quiet the whole time. A quick peek at our private feed showed me that it had frozen, almost every bit of its enormous processing power at a dead standstill, nearly all of its attention pointing at me.  Fuck, fuck, fuck.  Ten seconds passed. Then twenty. I could feel ART hovering and didn’t trust myself to speak without yelling, so I gritted my teeth and forced myself to speak over the feed: Fuck you.  ART didn’t respond for a full five seconds.

I love statistics and you 🫵 love them too. Let's look at some numbers from the event so far:

a total of 70 people signed up as creators

10 of those creators have since dropped out – no shame, life happens. We still appreciate their interest in participating!

5 creators have claimed a second prompt, and 1 has claimed a third

59 creators completed the second check-in, and 20 have completed the third check-in so far

66 prompts have been claimed, from 42 individual prompt requesters

the 119 remaining unclaimed prompts will be released for everyone to peruse at their leisure following the end of the event

14 creators gave permission to the mods to share teasers of their work prior to the collection reveal

we've posted 6 teasers so far, with 13 more to come

Okay now let's look at the collection!

There are currently 24 works posted to the collection on AO3. Of those works:

1 is a podfic; 3 are fanart; 20 are fanfics

4 works are tagged Ambiguous

3 works are tagged Ambiguous / Queerplatonic

3 works are tagged Ambiguous / Romantic

5 works are tagged Platonic

1 work is tagged Queerplatonic

2 works are tagged Queerplatonic / Romantic

6 works are tagged Romantic

15 works are SFW and 9 are NSFW

There's also at least one artist that we know of with a completed work that will be posted to tumblr, not AO3. That one is a mystery even to us 😉

The turnout for this event has honestly been incredible – thank you so, so much to everyone who's participated in any way: submitting prompts, signing up to create, following the blog, liking and reblogging promo posts... no matter how much work the mods put in, it's the community that makes an event happen. 🫵 You, reading this post, you made this event happen.

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