I dont know, why dont you ask the monkey

smoking the shit that turned the clock wise

“our ocs should kiss” “our ocs on a double date” i think our ocs should try to kill each other

I am the surgeon & I am the patient & I am the technician handing over the scalpel & I am the scalpel & I am the pervert touching themselves in the corner

I made an rpg maker game for a class project and I added a cow and if you talked to she’s say “moo” but if you did it ten times she’d say “stop talking to me “ and then wouldn’t moo again

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

can't believe the plot of leverage is literally 'man gets hired to be a project manager for Crime and then is forcefully adopted by the employees he doesn't want'

we need to normalize a tradition where nonpartnering aros are like "hey, i'm officially never getting married, please come to this party and give me whatever kitchenware you would have bought me for a wedding"

sorry i cant talk rn im busy thinking about how i should have done everything differently

I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

i'm starting to think i should just give up on rest and see how much my i can suffer before i give out. markiplier's voice: i'm not a masochist. i just want to see how much my body can take.

i bet it feels good as fuck to be a piece of sourdough bread that gets dipped in olive oil with various seasoning & herbs