I dont know, why dont you ask the monkey

I have a soft spot for zombie movies bc you know those extras are having fun. usually being a movie extra just means standing around blending into the background, but these guys get to put on gory makeup then run around screaming and growling and trying to bite people. aspirational

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

this pride month remember to love and appreciate aromanticism, aromantic people, aromantic love, aromantic relationships. this pride month get more aromantic

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

do you ever re-read your own wips like 'damn the bitch that wrote this oughta finish it'

No, it’s not ambiguous, you just have no reading comprehension

smoking the shit that turned the clock wise

“our ocs should kiss” “our ocs on a double date” i think our ocs should try to kill each other

I am the surgeon & I am the patient & I am the technician handing over the scalpel & I am the scalpel & I am the pervert touching themselves in the corner

I made an rpg maker game for a class project and I added a cow and if you talked to she’s say “moo” but if you did it ten times she’d say “stop talking to me “ and then wouldn’t moo again

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some