I dont know, why dont you ask the monkey

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

I do think the post that's like "when they torture you to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂🤣" is one of the most succinct and foundational analyses of interpersonal violence and conflict that had ever been written

she sent him to die among the stars. she made sure the ship's system knew exactly how he liked his coffee.

Have we considered that Ianto's shrine may have been load bearing?

Have we considered that Ianto's shrine may have been load bearing?

Have we considered that Ianto's shrine may have been load bearing?

THEY CANCELLED DOCTOR WHO?? DURING PRIDE MONTH??

rip ianto’s shrine, rip torchwood bf series, rip nu doctor who, what a year 2026 has been for the sad and gay

what companies who sell you anti aging stuff don't want you to know is that if you're chill about aging, your perception of attractiveness changes as you get older. there is no "wall" where you suddenly become ugly and unfuckable because in my experience what actually happens is you get into your thirties and suddenly realize that people in their thirties are hot as fuck and the "flaws" that the beauty industry wants you to panic about are a feature not a bug, and based on the std statistics in nursing homes I don't really expect that trajectory to change.

hi i bet i could do a decent job

you're susceptible to amoxicillin, dipshit, come back when you require a tetracycline or bactrim

im actually just in disbelief, because either RTD is lying about there never having been a christmas special and he's just mad that he's been sacked and is being immature about it, or he's telling the truth and he spent the last year lying to literally everyone that he'd written something and had things planned and had specific storylines set out and that we're idiots for believing him? im not even upset im genuinely just confused because like. HUH ??

me campaigning to be the next dw showrunner: and I promise not to bring back david tennant

and I promise on my life never to bring back rose tyler

people hate my babygirl (the rani) just because she cancelled doctor who a couple of times. God forbid women do anything