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Katie is thrilled to score tickets for the USA men’s hockey finals, but after a strange turn of events, she’s even more excited to find herself up close and personal with the team’s T-Rex star player, Flonto Breem.

The two set off on a first date, and things are going well, until questions about Flonto’s political affiliation start bubbling to the surface. It’s not long before Katie realizes that all the goodwill she’d felt for this dinosaur hockey player was misinformed, and that Flonto is a full on MAGA dork.

Looks like there won’t be any pounding tonight! Unless, of course, the USA women’s team and their star triceratops are somewhere nearby!

This tale is 4,100 words of sexless disappointment that the T-Rex you thought was cool is actually an authoritarian bootlicker.

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MAY YOU NEVER LOSE YOUR HYPERFIXATION

Do You Ever - Kimchii

Digital Love - Daft Punk

Bite Hard - Franz Ferdinand

Heavy with Hoping - Madeon

One Caress - Depeche Mode

Seem to Last - Rasmus Faber

My Own Way - Duran Duran

If You Can't Beat Them - Queen

You've Got My Love - Bastian

Squeeze Me - Kraak & Smaak

You Know What I Need - PNAU & Troye Sivan

Golden - Claptone

I Take the Dice - Duran Duran

Hotter Than Hell - Dua Lipa

LoveDrug - Lady Gaga

C'Mere - Interpol

Summer's Gone - Feeder

Rhythm is a Dancer - Snap!

Erase/Rewind - The Cardigans

Power & Control - Marina and the Diamonds

Houdini (Danny L Harle Slowride Mix) - Dua Lipa

Evil - Interpol

Take Me Away - Avril Lavigne

True Faith - New Order

The Way It Was - The Killers

1985 - Manic Street Preachers

Before You Break My Heart - JADE

Be The One - Dua Lipa

You Can't Hurry Love - Phil Collins

Everything is Embarrassing - Sky Ferreira

Falling - Harry Styles

Depois do Prazer - Cover by Alcione (if you want to know about 🇧🇷 music, I truly recommend to engage in her discography... she's a legend)

Somebody Else - The 1975

Say Yes to Heaven - Lana del Rey

POR SUPUESTO - Marina Sena (🇧🇷)

Lua Cheia - Marina Sena (🇧🇷)

Cross Your Mind - Niall Horan (loooooove his second album)

Creep - TLC

Enquanto Me Beija - Jão (🇧🇷)

In no particular order…

1. Cheer Down - George Harrison

2. Columbia - Oasis

3. I’d Die Without You - P.M. Dawn

4. Slow Motion - Color Me Badd

5. Alive (Demo) - Oasis

6. Choose - Color Me Badd

7. End Of The Line - Traveling Wilbury’s

8. Looking Through Patient Eyes - P.M. Dawn

9. Whatever - Oasis

10. If You Stay - Backstreet Boys

12. Coffee and TV - Blur

13. Country House - Blur

三浦 璃来/木原 龍一 Riku Miura/Ryuichi Kihara (JPN)