Gaymer

Obligatory truck I don’t trust reblog

And he's right

If I made a video game, I'd make it so that large dirt mounds would shield the pigs from harsh winds.

And by pigs you mean your, well, you know

I’m such an aloof cool kinda guy. I don’t give a shit about anything even a little bit.

What if a puppy died? Wouldn't you be even a little sad :(

idc what your blog is about. Signal boost this.

My two greatest fears are permanence and change

Wait I forgot about the strong as fuck ice mummy

When a small mammal scrunches up and cleans its face and whiskers with its little hands very rapidly. I just wanted to give you that thought for a moment did u like it.

Some names just sound so ridiculously fake that had they been fictional, people would’ve rolled their eyes in complete disbelief. Like seriously. Wdym there’s a mf called Galileo Galilei. Stfu. You just made that up

Fastest man on earth is a guy called Usain Bolt. Sure I guess. There’s a poker player whose real name is Chris Moneymaker. Whatever. Scott Speed is a racecar driver. Founder of Tito’s Vodka is some guy called Bert Beveridge. There’s a former CNN bureau chief called William Headline. You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

I love uninstalling shit. Get out of my computer.

i also love using task manager to kill things! Cease this

there's a kind of person called a "bad person" and if we just kill all of those guys everything will be great

not to kick the wasps nest harder but the notes on this post have revealed something fascinating: a surprising number of people seem to think the purpose of fiction is to trick them into believing its real—or at least HIGHLY plausible—rather than just telling an engaging story that everyone knows is fake. like the suspension of disbelief is a con pulled on rubes and the uneducated rather than a collaboration you entered when you picked up a piece of Big Fake Fiction To Entertain You