Not Now Tobey

hey abc if you looking to hire I'm here

bucktommy housemates or weird codependent besties where buck is consistently torturing tommy (knowingly or unknowingly, tommy can't be sure) by working out mostly naked ("i have to do less laundry this way 🥺" and tommy just has to watch sweat drip down his bare chest and arms and legs, dear god why do they make shorts that short) and doing yoga in tommy's living room ("my room/place doesn't have enough space 🥺" and how is a guy that beefy also that stretchy, tommy could probably twist him up like a pretzel, fuck) and working on his jeep (side note: i'm a firm believer that his time on the road gave buck good car maintenance skills) ("can i use your lift, tommy? 🥺" and tommy just has to look at those miles of legs sticking out from under the jeep, dreaming of crawling in between them) so tommy is pent up, poor guy.

one day, tommy is so so sure he has the place to himself, so he's watching porn, and let's say he's got a laptop open on his bed with him. buck bursts in when he's still teasing himself over his boxers, and he fumbles with the laptop fast enough to close whatever porn he had playing, but it's still so so clear what he was doing, and instead of being NORMAL and apologizing and backing back out, buck is like "oh is that what we're doing today? cool!" and he climbs into tommys bed and asks, "so what are we watching?"

"uh. whatever you want?" tommy says. so buck, sweet sweet buck, pulls up some straight porn and he takes off his pants so they're just two bros chilling in a bed, pantsless and it's not gay. and hes interested in whatever videos he pulls up and tommy is long past the point of focusing on the guy in straight porn and calling it enough, so he takes the risk to look away from the screen and watch buck's hand moving in his boxers, the peek of skin through the fly is so tantalizing, but not nearly enough. tommy's voice is rough when he offers, "you can, y'know, take it out if you want?"

and buck does with a pleased little sigh, "you too, man." and he turns and smiles at tommy when he does before turning back to the screen. and now tommy has something he actually wants to see, and as tommy watches the head disappear repeatedly into buck's fist, he wishes it was in his mouth instead. "oh, fuck, see something you like, tommy?" and buck's looking at him, panting a little, smiling, and still fucking into his own fist. "'s okay, you know i like to put on a show."

"oh is that what we're doing today? cool!"

KATHY I’M FUCKING SCREAMING ASDFGHJKL THAT’S OUR FAVORITE MENACE

omg i am so obsessed with this. Thank you for this gift.

"oh, fuck, see something you like, tommy?" and buck's looking at him, panting a little, smiling, and still fucking into his own fist. "'s okay, you know i like to put on a show."

Some from the past…