nothing ever doesn't change but nothing changes much

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

@i-overslept-again

Mistakenly remembered that Ryan Gosling was best friends with Jack Black in an episode of X Files (it was actually Giovanni Ribisi).

I want it back = I drag its dead weight forward 

they should make a substance to abuse that has no consequences

The ache of everything unsaid.

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

in absence of any other details i'm gonna go ahead and state definitively and for the record that lindsey graham died because his ditzy fairy ass forgot the rule about not taking poppers on viagra and had what is known to medical science as a "Faggot's Stroke" and if his estate wants to correct that information so i can giggle about the real reason then they're welcome to call my office

i didn't know that about poppers and viagra thats really important information

oh yeah no poppers + viagra can cause fatal fluctuations in blood pressure, stay safe girls

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household