Just a Salt and Pepper Diner

• support him

• wish him well

• respect his privacy

here’s what we are NOT going to do

• make jokes because addiction is not funny

• speculate anything about his marriage or personal life

• attack those in his personal life (*ahem, leave anna alone. don’t go asking pete davidson for details. none of that)

"In February, I did a joke that was not about Donald Trump,” he said. “The joke was about how it was a leap year and the leap year was started by Julius Caesar to correct the calendar, and another thing that happened with Caesar was that he was stabbed to death by a bunch of senators because he went crazy. And I said that’s an interesting thing that can happen.”

After being cleared by Secret Service, Mulaney ended up relocating to D.C. for a year as his wife took a position with the Smithsonian in D.C.