ThisLifeKindaSucks

alright, yeah, fine, whatever. barty does know, in theory, that grave robbing is immoral and wrong and disrespectful to the dead or whatever, but hey—when you’re a broke uni student who just recently disowned your crazy dad (who also happened to be crazy rich and is now no longer going to pay for your life) and can no longer make ends meet with a crappy barely-even-minimum-wage job, you sometimes have to take desperate measures, okay?

so what if barty (because bartemius is a disgusting old name for disgusting old prats and he refuses to use it, thank you very much) is spending his saturday night rifling through a graveyard? it’s no one’s business, least of all yours. all the jewelry and whatever that stuffy british people like to bury their relatives with sells for a lot on eBay, and he gets to see skeletons and things for free. barty gets to keep his flat and not have to go crawling back to his dad. the dead people seem chill with the arrangement. everyone’s winning, okay?

when he saw a fresh grave, okay, fine, maybe he got a little greedy. respect and whatever. but barty hasn’t ever really been all that respectful, and his stupid old landlord raised his rent again. so he starts digging.

the very last thing he expected to find was a very alive (and very, insanely, ridiculously handsome) boy stuffed into the coffin he just cracked open.

pale and beaten up and breathing shallowly, but alive nonetheless. (and also most definitely very, very attractive, even covered in dirt.)

Think about Sirius who left the Black house.

First part is Sirius.

Sirius who is happier when he's away from the Black family, including Regulus. Sirius who wishes that it wouldn't be like that, that he could be happy with his brother.

Regulus starts at 'I knew when I asked you to...'

Regulus who knows that Sirius doesn't listen to him. Regulus who is still afraid in the Black house. Regulus who acknowledges that Sirius doesn't see how much pain he has caused his younger brother. Regulus who starts telling himself that he's also happier since Sirius is gone to ignore the pain.

Then the part starting 'You called me again..."

Pyromaniac rock star???? Drag queen???

Honestly I dig it

…

Ok you know what

Fair

Also @mildly-cold-grape your gender is GAY

Uhhh idk what this means

But it checks out

Edit I missunderstood

🫡🖕

So my gender is yes smiley face… Got it

😭🧬… Yeah I do make my genes cry thank you

🌻💥 honestly that’s a banger gender

bruh… I am a cool fly

@do-not-u-dare @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @anarchist-offical @thecosmicjellyfish

Wtf man.

Seems fitting

I don’t know but that’s the goal

remus who just needed an oil change but has now gone weak at the knees and lightheaded

I am sorry I slept on this movie when it came out. I was a stupid 21 year old and I thought shipping was cringe. I was wrong. RDJ is a brilliant Holmes, Jude Law is a completely batshit bananas madlad of a Watson, and this is without a doubt the gayest Holmes ever made, since it is literally about a married Holmes and Watson breaking up.