can i borrow the mandate of heaven for like 5 minutes

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

​Kinsey scale for whether you’re more cloth or wire

so many great things about the “i’d let him do open heart surgery on me if he wanted” quote, but i love that it’s another case of grace displacing his wants onto the other person. so he doesn’t have to be rejected. does stratt want me to work on the project? do my friends want me at the party? does the scientific community want me at the conference? does rocky want to do surgery on me? mf do YOU want these things?? can you take ownership of your own desires…

guys my students would be so bummed if you sent me to die. have we thought about how they feel.

you've heard of faithful translations now get ready for unfaithful translations where i'm constantly cheating on the text i'm translating with another text that i find more interesting

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices