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House is pregnant

This post came up in conversation once and I tried to google and find it but every variation on the caption I typed in made google hit me with their "hey man, maybe stop searching for racist memes" followed by 10,000 explicitly racist memes and, crucially, not this post. While I am glad this is a feature google has, it definitely did not help me find this post (which is not racist) but it did show me a lot memes (that were on purpose racist)

FB restricted my group posting cause I called a transphobe ugly 😢

Ik the Tumblr sentiment is that that's what I get for being on Facebook but there are actually a lot of groups that are chill toward and supportive of trans people and regardless I think trans people deserve to feel welcome everywhere on the internet

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how to tell human,,, "ilove you",,,

i hear a lot of fellow TME people misinterpret transfeminist critiques of drag as if what they're saying is akin to a reactionary "boys shouldn't dress up as girls" and not that, without transmisogyny, "drag" would be as noteworthy as any other form of modeling/singing/dancing/comedy

without transmisogyny, a cis man adopting feminine signifiers to do a stand up show would be regarded exactly as any other stand up show. which is a very different argument than "i don't want cis men to ever adopt feminine signifiers"

happy disability pride month and once again, FUCK lazy subtitles. fuck the [speaks foreign language] instead of actually transcribing the words, fuck shortening sentences and changing whats been said for no reason, fuck censoring swearing in captions but not in audio and fuck anyone who says youre being 'too sensitive' for being upset about a lack of accessibility

yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

i buried a sword my f*ther made in my back yard YEARS ago and i live on a large plot of land and i can’t for the fucking life of me remember where, is anyone out here psychic enough to point me in the right direction, i’m getting exhausted and can only dig so many fucking holes in a day. yes i’m being serious, i want the fucking sword back

i was going to take a break bc it’s hot and i’ve been playing manual-labour-battleship for going on 3 hours now, but someone just told me “there’s better lies to make up for notes xoxo” so now i ha—i Have to find this sword to deliver it personally up their ass