Union Boy

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

This will be me in approximately 5 hours

red mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting

red mackerel GAMER with moderate white PWNING

Real mackerel GAMER now going for only 200g!

I like to think I'm not very biased but yesterday I found myself judging my coworker very harshly for saying they don't like birds

I hate how often my first clue of being sick is having the kind of tired that makes me go "man, I wish I was sick so I'd have an excuse to not do anything" and then I won't believe any latter symptoms because surely I'm imagining and/or faking it because I want to be sick. Illness-related impostor syndrome.

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

Im always scared to call someone my friend because what if they dont consider me a friend and hate me because of that

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

Babe are you OK? You reblogged "even if you get worse".