TIRES AND TEARS—!Jaafar x !fiancée reader, jaafar is under anesthesia after wisdom teeth removal surgery and he’s just embarrassing and adorable.
✦- fluff fluff and more fluff ^^
(this is heavily inspired by this fic! and not proofread soz xp)
Your sneaker taps against the tile floor of the dentist office as Jaafar’s hand rests against your thigh, waiting for his name to be called.
“I’m genuinely praying I don’t do some bullshit under anesthesia.” He exclaims, clapping his hands together and “praying.”
“If you do, it’ll be recorded immediately.” You tease him.
He rolls his eyes at your remark.
“Jaafar?” A voice calls out.
You Both get up and approach the dental assistant, who guides you to his room.
“Alright Jaafar, they’re gonna place you under an anesthetic first so you don’t feel anything. Then the dentist will take the wisdom teeth out. If it’s stuck under the gum, they might have to make a tiny cut to get to it. You’ll probably feel some pressure, but it shouldn’t hurt. After that, they’ll put gauze in your mouth and send you home with instructions and some ice packs. Easy.” The woman explains to both of you.
“Alright, thank you so much.” He replies with a smile before lying down on the plasticky dental chair.
“I’m gonna go grab your dentist really fast i’ll be back.” She says before leaving the room.
“You ready babe? Wanna squeeze my hand while they put the IV in.” You say chuckling.
“I’ll be fine trust me.” He says with a smirk.
The dentist, anesthesiologist, and assistant walk back into the small white room with a plethora of supplies.
“Alright ma’am i have a chair for you over here if you’d like to sit down.” The dentist says, pointing to the chair in the corner near Jaafar.
“Yeah, thank you.” You say with a tight lipped smile.
The dentist gives Jaafar the rundown of the procedure again, the anesthesiologist drops down a bit beside him before placing the IV in his arm.
He adjusted the IV in Jaafar’s arm and smiled.
“Alright, this is the medication that’s going to help you relax. You’ll start feeling sleepy in just a moment.”
Jaafar nodded, though he looked unconvinced.
A cool sensation traveled up his arm as the medicine entered his bloodstream. At first, nothing happened. Then the room began to feel strangely light, like he was floating in the chair.
“Whoa,” he mumbled, blinking up at the ceiling. “That’s… weird.”
A laugh escaped him for no reason at all.
The dentist chuckled. “That’s normal.”
Jaafar tried to say something else, but his thoughts felt slow and fuzzy. The bright lights overhead blurred together, and his eyelids suddenly seemed far too heavy to keep open.
“Okay,” he slurred. “I get why people don’t drive on this stuff.”
The last thing he remembered hearing was quiet laughter from the staff before the room drifted away.
You watched as the dentist worked over jaafar, twisting metal materials near his mouth, pulling out a sharp white tooth.
“Alright we’re on the last tooth.” The dentist says muffled through his mask.
You nod as jaafar’s glossy eyes drift to you. You can see him try to speak, then realize it was probably a bad idea.
The dentist pulls back for a moment to grab more gauze before Jaafar’s lips start to move.
“Oh no why I can’t feel my mouth.” He says, muffled slightly by the gauze in his mouth.
“Jaafar I don’t think you’re supposed to talk right now, but it’s just your Getting your teeth removed and It’s to stop you from feeling pain.” You reply.
He looks completely dazed, your sentence going through one ear and out the other one.
The dentist returns to his work, Jaafar going silent again.
The dentist has finished the procedure, and you and jaafar are just waiting for the dentist to let you guys go, and grab a wheelchair for jaafar.
“You’re very pretty.” He slurs out.
You laughed. “The anesthesia’s still working, huh?”
“Who is anesthesia? You’re just very preeeettyy.”
“Thank you, you’re very cute too.”
“Heyyyy don’t say that i’m shy.” He says, blush creeping up to his cheeks.
“Did you know we’re engaged?” You say.
You pressed your lips together to stop yourself from laughing.
“Really? How did I do that.” He says, his eyes widening in shock.
“You said yes?” He says, acting like this was groundbreaking information.
“You should do it again.”
You laughed so hard you nearly dropped your phone, not forgetting to record this for him.
The assistant at the desk was clearly trying not to smile.
“I have a ring and everything. It’s shiny look.” He says, attempting to lift his arm, tugging on the IV
“baby don’t do that it’s going to rip your IV out.” You say pushing his arm back down.
“Fuck the IV I wanna show it.” He says, way too loud.
“I’ll remove it for you.” The assistant says to him smiling.
She does so and returns to her desk.
“It was expensive, the ring.”
You covered your face in an attempt to hide your laugh
“I love you.” he says, shifting his emotions immediately, giving you a big smile.
“Aww. I love you too.” You say smiling back.
The door to the recovery room swung open, and the dentist stepped inside pushing a wheelchair.
“Alright, Jaafar,” he said cheerfully. “Time to head out.”
Jaafar squinted at the wheelchair.
The dentist blinked. “No?”
“Jaafar.” You say sternly.
“I’m serious.” He pointed at the chair. “I can walk.” He slurs out.
The dentist exchanged an amused look with you.
“Because most people can walk, D-UH.” He says, exclaiming the D.
Before anyone could stop him, Jaafar pushed himself to his feet.
For one glorious second, he looked completely fine.
Then he swayed, reaching for your touch slightly.
You jumped up from your seat.
Then his knees seemed to forget how they worked.
The next thing anyone knew, he was stumbling sideways into the wall.
The dentist caught his arm before he could slide to the floor.
“Oh my God,” You said, trying not to laugh.
“I’m fine,” Jaafar insisted.
“You just lost a fight with gravity.”
“I wasn’t ready, so it wasn’t fair.”
You pointed toward the wheelchair.
“No.” He said crossing his arms.
“No.” He said sticking his middle finger up.
You grabbed the handles and rolled it directly in front of him.
Jaafar looked from you to the wheelchair and back again.
His lower lip stuck out in a dramatic pout.
“You’re supposed to be on my side.”
“Then why are you making me sit in the grandma chair?”
You couldn’t hold back your laughter anymore.
“Because I don’t want my fiancé face-planting in the parking lot.”
“I wouldn’t, i’m too smoooooth.” he says making a wave with his hand.
“You are so corny right now babe.”
“And for your information I slipped, not faceplanted.”
“You were standing still.”
After a long moment of stubborn silence, Jaafar finally dropped into the wheelchair with a defeated sigh.
“There. Happy?” He exclaims.
As you began pushing him toward the exit, Jaafar reached up and grabbed your hand.
“You know,” he said dreamily, “I’d let you push me around even without the anesthesia.”
And Jaafar sat there grinning proudly, as if he’d just delivered the smoothest pickup line in human history.
By the time you reached the car, the dentist was long gone, probably laughing about the whole wheelchair incident.
“Okay,” You said, opening the passenger door. “Let’s get you buckled in before you hurt yourself again.”
“I literally didntttuhhh.”
You shook your head and helped him stand from the wheelchair.
For a moment, everything seemed fine.
Jaafar jumped back, grabbing the side of the car.
“What happened?” You asked.
“My toe!” he repeated, horrified.
He pointed accusingly at the tire.
“It hit me, fuck you!” He says pointing to the tire, and apparently cussing it out too.
The anesthesia hadn’t worn off one bit, it had left enough room for him to be deeply offended by the situation.
You bit the inside of your cheek.
“I think it’s broken, or i’m dying.”
“It’s definitely not broken and your definitely not dying baby.”
Jaafar looked down at his shoe and then back at you.
To your absolute disbelief, his eyes started watering.
“Don’t laugh at me! I am dying and you’re laughing!”
“I’m sorry,” You said, trying—and failing—to stop.
“You don’t understand my suffering.”
His voice cracked dramatically on the word suffering.
That only made you laugh harder.
“I thought you loved me.”
“Then why are you laughing while I’m passing away!”
You finally managed to compose yourself enough to step closer.
“I thought you said i’m cute.”
His pout somehow got even bigger.
Shaking your head, you reached up and pressed a quick kiss to his lips.
Immediately, Jaafar’s expression brightened.
The pout vanished entirely.
“I think it worked, baby you need to become a doctor like right now.”
“No, seriously.” He grinned. “My toe feels way better.”
“Funny how that happened.”
Jaafar leaned his forehead against yours, smiling lazily.
“I think I might need another one pleeeeease.”
“You are adorable right now.”
“Hey, no no no I am tall dark and handsome.”
“Excuse me?” You burst out laughing again.
And judging by the smile you couldn’t stop, he wasn’t wrong.
The second Jaafar was buckled into the passenger seat, he looked exhausted.
You reached over and adjusted the ice pack resting against his cheek before starting the car.
Jaafar gave a sleepy thumbs-up.
Five minutes later, he was out cold.
You glanced over at a red light and smiled.
His head had fallen against the window, his mouth slightly open, bloody gauze slipping out a bit, curls falling into his eyes. Every now and then the car would hit a bump and his head would gently knock against the glass.
After his antics at the dentist’s office, he looked strangely peaceful asleep.
The rest of the drive passed quietly.
By the time you pulled into the driveway, Jaafar hadn’t moved.
You reached over and lightly touched his shoulder.
A sleepy groan escaped him.
Jaafar looked out the window.
He immediately closed his eyes again in protest.
You shook your head and pinched the bridge of your nose.
“You’re sitting in the driveway.”
“Carry me, like a princess.”
You laughed so hard you nearly snorted.
Eventually, after much complaining, you managed to get him inside.
The second you stepped through the front door, Jaafar kicked off his shoes and shuffled toward the couch, jerking you with him as you held up his shoulders.
You were halfway through grabbing a blanket when you felt a pair of arms wrap around your waist.
You looked over your shoulder.
Jaafar was practically asleep standing up.
“Don’t you need water first?”
There was absolutely no winning this argument.
With a sigh, you lead him to the couch.
The moment you sat down, Jaafar collapsed ontop of you and immediately wrapped both arms around you like a human blanket.
“Comfortable?” You asked.
A smirk appeared on his lips as he brought his hands up to your boobs,squeezing them slightly.
“Hey hands to yourself buddy.” You say swatting his hands away.
His face disappeared into the crook of your neck.
Within seconds, you could feel him relaxing against your chest.
The tough, stubborn attitude he’d had all morning was completely gone.
Now he just looked sleepy.
You ran your fingers through his curls.
Jaafar let out a content little hum.
The words were muffled against your shoulder.
yousmiled and kissed the top of his head.
His arms tightened slightly around you.
A minute later, you glanced down.
His breathing had evened out.
You laughed quietly and pulled the blanket over both of your bodies.
Jaafar shifted closer in his sleep, as if that were somehow possible.
And for once, he wasn’t talking.
Which might have been the most miraculous part of the entire wisdom tooth removal.
The two of you ended up sleeping for most of the afternoon.
At some point, the sunlight that had been streaming through the windows faded into the warm glow of early evening.
Jaafar was the first to wake up.
He groaned and stretched, immediately regretting it when his jaw reminded him exactly why he’d spent the day unconscious.
“Welcome back to the world.” You mumble out.
Jaafar blinked a few times.
The foggy, floaty feeling from the anesthesia was gone now. His thoughts felt normal again.
“Almost 9pm.” You reply checking your phone.
Jaafar rubbed a hand over his face.
You were trying very hard not to smile.
“While you were busy being heavily medicated today, I happened to get some videos.”
Immediately, Jaafar’s expression changed.
“Noooo what the hell did I do.”
You were already opening your camera roll.
The first video started playing.
On screen, Jaafar was sitting in the dentist’s office, confidently insisting he didn’t need the wheelchair.
Then came the part where he took two steps and nearly collapsed into the wall.
The video shook violently because You had started laughing while recording.
Present-day Jaafar buried his face in his hands.
“You looked like a baby deer.”
He peeked through his fingers.
Unfortunately for Jaafar, it was worse.
The footage showed him standing beside the car after stubbing his toe.
You were already wheezing.
Jaafar pointed dramatically at the tire.
Present-day Jaafar groaned.
Present-day Jaafar immediately grabbed a throw pillow and covered his face.
You were laughing so hard you could barely breathe.
“‘You don’t understand my suffering,’” You quoted.
“I was under the influence.”
“‘My toe got attacked.’” You mimicked.
“‘I thought you loved me.’” Mocking him again.
You nearly fell off the couch.
Meanwhile Jaafar had completely disappeared behind the pillow.
“This is blackmail material.”
A horrified laugh escaped him.
“I cannot believe I cried over my toe.”
“You cried over lightly bumping your toe.”
“It really hurt.. apparently?”
The second the words left his mouth, both of you burst out laughing.
Jaafar leaned back against the couch, covering his eyes.
“This is never happening again.”
“You’re showing this to people, aren’t you?”
You tried to look innocent.
That alone was enough of an answer.
You scooted closer and rested your head on his shoulder.
“You’re cute when you’re drugged.”
Jaafar sighed dramatically.
“One day, I’m going to embarrass you this badly.”
“I’m breaking your phone before my appointment.”
He smiled despite the threat and wrapped an arm around you.
The embarrassment was still there, but honestly?
Looking back on it now, it was pretty funny.
“…I still think that tire came out of nowhere.”
That sent both of you into another fit of laughter.