if you collected rocks as a kid you're gay now

maybe if we keep speculating about mitch mcconnell more different repub senators will drop dead

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

"jesus is lord" ok and zendaya is meechee

does anyone want to tell me what to do with my life? looking for puppeteers

why would you ever outsource fun to chatgpt? are you stupid? you can make mediocre shit by yourself too.

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

blood being frequently described as having a "coppery smell" in fiction is kind of funny considering that there is a metallic component to blood and it's not copper

in fact if your blood smells or tastes like copper you probably have more urgent things to worry about than it being outside your body. it's probably better that it's not inside you anymore actually.

story where blood is described as smelling or tasting "coppery" and it's actually early foreshadowing that all the characters are suffering from heavy metal poisoning

lindsey graham is dead which means you are obligated to have a beautiful day

I'm so glad that season two will have a bigger budget and I'm so glad it will all be blown on licensing that one Moana song Arthur Pike plays a 15 second snippet of as Shane and Ilya get married in the Pikes' living room.

Hey everyone, looks like the “cat summoned for jury duty” was ai generated - even has the ai symbol at the top. Thanks for the heads up, @cannot-all-throw-inkpots . My apologies- I did not realize when I shared it.

Aww dangit. Guess that makes sense, but it was so believable because I can 100% see that kind of goofup happening

Some positive news: There really WAS a cat summoned for jury duty back in 2010. Turns out the error was quickly corrected and the cat did NOT actually have to travel to the courthouse. But at least we can enjoy the fact that a papereork glitch did once try to give a cat jury duty XD