if you collected rocks as a kid you're gay now

ALSO, JUST FOR THE RECORD!!!! If you are refusing to stop taking photos of people you look like a cop.

hey, it's okay if the only thing you did for pride was exist. i'm glad & grateful you are in the world. your survival is a celebration.

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

sand tiger sharks

on it, boss lady

so what is zohran mamdani’s plan to make sure the knights don’t win the cup

THANK YOU MAMDANI ‼️‼️‼️

offseason t-shirt that says "I MISS MY TERRIBLE SPORTS TEAM"

learning lots about the terrible NHL teams via this post but I need everyone to refocus on women's sports here

your teeth are a gift from god and you can sink them into other people's flesh btw

... So make sure to brush them...

Oui, Monsieur Les Dents

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Mademoiselle Les dents

I don't know who needs to hear this but... start living. The days are flying by and all you do is work, pay bills, and stress. Enjoy what you can like walks, sunsets, music, laughter. Joy doesn't have to be expensive. You deserve it.

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

England isn't a real country, stupid. England is a lie to sell you more Doctor Who

Wales is real though, where else would they film Doctor Who

I love that this joke works in English even though it's not written in English.