yoda

statements like "It's wrong to masturbate about a person without their consent" and "It's wrong to do something that quietly arouses you while you are in public even if no one can see it" show that a person's understanding of morality basically involves magical thinking. like I wrote this post on the toilet. That's not the same thing as me literally shitting on you

Huh, didn't know there was a term for it. This explains why I haven't been drinking as much lately.

She should be at the club

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

#stardew valley is my biggest hobby… and my greatest fear.

the 20th century is crazy what do you mean that airplanes didnt exist in 1900 and by 1999 Futurama was airing

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say