#girl

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

My uncle can flutter jump like yoshi

He doesn't like to do it where people can see though. If you bring it up he gets all embarrassed.

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

I'm stealing this. Thanks.

That is a great challenge actually for your protagonist to have.

I don't think helping blind people is what prevents the dismantling of nuclear weapons

As a blind person this is so fucking funny to me

unemployed girl is a species of creature that needs twelve hours sleep every day and six to eight hours of cuddles and maybe something else

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

Thank you for posting without the fucking destiel meme

one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.

There is still time [to stop playing league of legends]