so much content from so many different places

I'm in your house picking your shy, uptight man like a lock.

OP, this is genuinely a masterpiece, three poems in one, moving and well crafted. Please tell me you have submitted it to at least some poetry contests, and if not, please do so.

“i asked chatgpt—” well i asked the ceaseless watcher to turn its gaze upon you

So I started working again today, and me and my coworker had to squeeze lemons which usually is a really un fun job but TODAY. We had the mostly lovely batch of lemons to work with. So we rated how smoothly they cut and how nice the insides of them looked for about an hour. An absolutely marvelous time I gotta say

the archheart being an aeormaton is SO great because he is the god of arcane magic. a god of the arcane infiltrating the blackened heart of contemporary arcanum, a divinity in the guise of the city's greatest arcane achievement: life created without the gods. what a concept

hate whenever mfs in horror media are like “what was that noise…” bro you and i both know its creatures

waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

yet another massive w for water, the greatest fluid in the universe

thank god anything at all useful is being torn down and made illegal so that the computer can just be a box you turn on to watch ads for fake phone games

The Matron taking part in this plan is so insane because she WAS a contemporary to Aeor. Imagine discovering the secret to divinity, ascending to godhood and returning once more to mortaldom to face the specter of the society you yourself originated from. The Matron is on another level with this one

i love when bells hells have 5 hour episodes because it's always for some insane reason like "weird role playing at the jewelry store", "casino hotel shrimp party", "fake porno set", or "a literal game of spin the bottle"

No one ever: I hate Ellen DeGeneres.

Checking in eleven years later folks and it does seem like I was hugely wrong on this one. a BIG my bad to everybody involved