another way to make the picture clearer

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

what do you reckon would be different about culture / life if we had evolved on a moon instead of a planet? better? worse?

higher barrier to love songs because planet doesn't have as many easy rhymes as moon

just saw the phrase "abortionable amount of weeks pregnant"

when i can’t talk my shit freely it feels like my organs are shutting down one by one

you put a dog on a diet and he'll start begging for plain ass vinegar like he's christ on the cross

mostly i do god knows what