Just a Writer.

I’d be really interested in reading some kind of study or essay on the “Bridezilla” phenomenon as like. Weddings being one of the few things that heterosexual woman are permitted and expected to have absolute control over. Everyone loves a nice wedding but nobody actually has a good time at the kind of event that’s given outsized importance and micromanaged top to bottom, but a wedding functions as the magnum opus demonstrating a woman’s mastery of femininity and a swan song to her maidenhood. Of course lots of women get deeply neurotic about that and want to control every atom of the experience even if it makes everyone they know miserable.

favorite thing about tumblr is having a fandom in law. no i haven't watched this show and i'm not planning to. but my moot is having fun!! look how much they love it!!! i'm supportive from the sidelines!

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

I’m getting ads telling me to replace live porch flowers with plastic ones because the plastic ones don’t die and buddy I can tell you from personal experience that those flowers will fade until they look like they’ve achieved a new kind of death

For a second I thought the father and sister were there because the person was killed by the climbing gear

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader

real talk tho ive seen ppl talk abt how long hair on men isn't intrinsically feminine & assuming so is racist can we get the same convo going for Black women w short hair can we start talking abt how short hair isn't intrinsically masculine or is that a step too far

important addition i forgot that not everyone might know. similar to how ao3 bookmarks work, you can also link to non-ao3 fanworks using this format. so, for instance, if theres some fanart on tumblr that inspired you to write the fic? you can link that fanart to your fic!

I think a fun way to have he/she pronouns would be by helping other avoid the ambiguous antecedent problem and taking on the pronouns that are less represented in the current group.

official linguistics post

“It could always be worse.” Yes but I would like it to be better ❤️

Look I think it is commendable to write a book. That takes work no matter what. But man are there some bad ones out there.

its actually easy to de-enshittify your digital experience all you need to do is install this browser extension and this browser extension and this browser extension and input this custom script into the advanced box and go into your system settings and reconfigure all these options you didnt know existed and change your entire workflow and switch to this alternative operating system and this alternative web browser and this alternative chat client and this alternative word processor and this alternative- sorry that one turned out to be malware delete that one okay now double check your task manager for unwanted background processes and element block these ads and invest in a good VPN and append all your searches with AI blocking keywords and wait a few years until everything you just did becomes shitty too so you can do it all over again okay kitten. its literally that easy.

#how long have we been holding on to this one?

i’ve had this queued for 365 days

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