¡Hola!

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

listen i am in the trenches rn i am not risking fucking up even more bc i skipped a tumblr chain post.

<3 Help me out here potato of luck <3

please please please

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

props to stem people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any english essay because literally u just have to say stuff. but for stem paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be true. wack. 

props to hums people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any stem essay because literally u just have to repeat stuff. but for a hums paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be new stuff from your brain. wack. 

#FINALLY the solidarity we need to defeat business majors

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

i was such a weird lonely little girl and maybe i grew to be a weird lonely woman but idc i built this life for myself and maybe it doesn’t always make sense to others and maybe isn’t always easy or beautiful but it is mine and i cherish it

Congrats if you survived this year because what the fuck was that

i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents

absolutely hate it when I wake up tired like what the fuck did I lie unconscious for