Siren

commenting under mutual's posts like a creepy middle aged man...hellu beautiful lady ican show you da world come to daddy pretty princess gorjus girl

nyc-looks wants to show you a 22 year old wearing $3000 of pure bullshit

one of the worst things about writing is when you're up at three am and trying to write and you feel like you can't stop but you also know everything your writing sucks becasue its three am

when youre inadvertently 1% too nice to a straight guy you can usually pinpoint the exact moment where he decides you must be acting that way because you want to fuck down on him crazy style and it is at this point that one would be well advised to have a cyanide capsule under a false tooth or an equivalent fast acting response

“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.

if I don't finish a fic in 3 days, I just know it's going to take me 3 months

"why isn't there any fic about xyz?" my love, if you want something to exist, sometimes you will have to create them yourself. you can't wait for someone else to do it for you. only you know what you want best. write that self-indulgent fic. then keep writing more for your own enjoyment.

"exercise will give you more energy" gets said a lot as a common piece of health advice but I think it needs to be expanded into "exercising will make you tired while you do it, and you will continue to be tired immediately afterwards, sometimes even the next day too, but over months of consistent exercise, your muscles will get stronger and therefore get less tired out by everyday activities, making you feel like day-to-day life takes less physical energy than it used to"