i see my god in you

It's so obvious that a lot of people on here are inexplicably convinced that bad books are a recent invention

your muscles being pleasantly sore after exercise is such a nice incentive I can see why they patched that in. the forced regular logins to avoid losing progress however are a predatory practice and deserve nothing but scorn.

I’m always saying this 👆🏻💯

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore

Lady of shallot. Lady of onion. Lady of garlic. Lady of chives.

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

they’d rather pass away than pass legislation

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone