the moon never beams without bringing me dreams

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

Peace and love on earth

theres a bit on the defunctland podcast where he talks about how most americans have a condition where when they hear the name of the place theyre from they just start frothing at the mouth and vibrating and then he used cincinnati as an example and i got so excited

i love when characters get Married but the “”wedding”” is unofficial at the very least or, ideally, entirely metaphorical . this isn’t the same as looking at two characters and saying “wow they’re married fr” there has to be a dedicated Scene with Imagery. bonus points for if one or more major factor of a standard wedding is absent (rings, kiss, witnesses,) but the Implication is still obvious. instant A if blood is involved in any capacity

i think every comic fan should have at least 1 favorite character whose characterization peaked 20+ years ago and will probably never recover to their former glory. it builds character.