This place wants us dead

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

remember that guy that had a single auditory hallucination that told him he had a brain tumor and the exact location and then he went to the doctor and it was fucking right

Lmao Silver thought the only way to escape the narrative was was to kill his soul mate/best friend but by doing so the rest of his story was thus written what an idiot

Flint said sorry, by accepting Long John Silver you sealed you fate as a character and not even death can free u. No matter what u do u will be back here and im haunting ur ass

And then because hes a dramatic bitch silver named his bird after him

Lmao Silver thought the only way to escape the narrative was was to kill his soul mate/best friend but by doing so the rest of his story was thus written what an idiot

Flint said sorry, by accepting Long John Silver you sealed you fate as a character and not even death can free u. No matter what u do u will be back here and im haunting ur ass

Specifically, the recording included There Will Come Soft Rains, which this illustration is obviously for. And that story is set today, on August 4, 2026!

was explaining the plot of the mash finale to a friend last night and when i told her about the chicken she stopped me and said i thought you said this was a comedy?? yea girl the whole country thought the same thing let me finish

That’s why you should never accept the excuse “Well it was a different time.” They knew it was wrong. They always knew.

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine