This place wants us dead

some kids came on the train and saw someone they knew hopping on yhe train at the next station. one of them goes "yo is that gay sam??" and im like ughhh. okay is that what we're doing. and then sam comes over and theyre like GAY SAM WHATS UPP and gay sam is like NOT MUCH IM GOODDD IM FRIED RIGHT NOWW and they were like classic sam. so. thats on me for assuming honestly

We really went from "free the nipple" to "um the public didn't consent to you wearing a choker"

And for the blonde man, perhaps some torture?

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Home just in time for A N T I Q U E S R O A D S H O W !

Imagine driving in 1915 Paris with a fuckin gargoyle on your Peugeot lol

Cargoyle

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

I drank elvis water