Stupid Space Dog (affectionate)

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

how is it mario day and no one posted the essay

Happy MAR10 day, how is this paper only a year old?

The Mammal and the Reptile is a literary masterpiece.

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

We go through a lot of pickles here and this recipe is a good way to use leftover brine.

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

average white queer would kill themselves if they switched places with us like it is a little crazy sometimes it feels like talking to a wall bc they fully dont really care that racism is bad like they dont even like register it as something life ruining its just like a tiny oopsie to them…….how do u read a post that says “tradwife ideology cannot be separated from nazi ideology” and only walk away with “ u should be very careful practicing submission kink everyone! tradwife can be done but just make sure u have a safe word <3” …..im going to chase you with a large rock

unrestrained summer fun

should get posted every day this is tight as fuck

the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line