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You know people who are against birthright citizenship are always like “oh people take vacations here to give their kids citizenship”

Okay. Who gives a fuck?

what-even-is-thiss

Oh no that kid might move here when they’re older, offsetting our low birth rate and paying taxes, oh no.

what-even-is-thiss

Immigrants almost always make a place more interesting so I just shrimply do not give a fuck

mini-wrants

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

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fladurblegon

“What if poor people abuse the system?”

The system intrinsically abuses poor people.

Hope this helps.

breninarthur

"What if poor people abuse the system?"

Rich people abuse the system far more and out of pure greed, not necessity or desperation so idrc about that

crazy-pages

If a system needs to be abused for poor people to get the help they need, I don't think poor people are the problem.

fladurblegon

“What if poor people abuse the system?”

The system intrinsically abuses poor people.

Hope this helps.

breninarthur

"What if poor people abuse the system?"

Rich people abuse the system far more and out of pure greed, not necessity or desperation so idrc about that

crazy-pages

If a system needs to be abused for poor people to get the help they need, I don't think poor people are the problem.

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"Sam Vimes did not live in the same world as Moist von Lipwig. Did the man ever laugh? he wondered-the commander must have done something funny at some time. Probably he'd laughed at somebody falling over a cliff or suchlike."

-Sir Terry Pratchett, Raising Steam

#discworld #terry pratchett #sir terry pratchett #discworld quotes #gnu terry pratchett #moist von lipwig #sir samuel vimes #samuel vimes #sam vimes #the duke of ankh #raising steam

"It has always seemed to me that the attitude of dwarfs when it comes to gender is curdling us. Dwarfs, we keep insisting, must be seen to be male-and what does it say about a species if they can't look their own mothers in the face? We live a stupid lie and play a stupid game and I don't want this state of affairs to continue."

-Sir Terry Pratchett, Raising Steam

#Raising steam #discworld #terry pratchett #sir terry pratchett #discworld quotes #moist von lipwig #dwarf #The low king #Rhys rhysson #Gender

fairycosmos

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

thefollower17

My friend just told me how her 4yo daughter will say "tank you" when she wants her parents to leave and all I could think about is Lord Vetinari saying "don't let me detain you." and how I need someone to draw a picture of baby Havelock, Havie if you will, saying "tank you" to his parents or nanny.

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thefollower17

AND HERE WE HAVE IT FOLKS

#havelock vetinari #Baby havie

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My friend just told me how her 4yo daughter will say "tank you" when she wants her parents to leave and all I could think about is Lord Vetinari saying "don't let me detain you." and how I need someone to draw a picture of baby Havelock, Havie if you will, saying "tank you" to his parents or nanny.

#havelock vetinari #discworld #terry pratchett #sir terry pratchett #ankh morpork

orcboxer

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

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Miriam Margolyes for British Vogue’s July 2023 pride themed issue: “I wouldn’t want to be straight for anything.”

Photos by Tim Walker

ansatsu-sha

The problem was that the Guild took young boys and gave them a splendid education and incidentally taught them how to kill, cleanly and dispassionately, for money and for the good of society, or at least that part of society that had money, and what other kind of society was there?

But very occasionally you found you'd got someone like Mister Teatime, to whom the money was merely a distraction. Mister Teatime had a truly brilliant mind, but it was brilliant like a fractured mirror, all marvellous facets and rainbows but, ultimately, also something that was broken.

Terry Pratchett / Hogfather

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"why don't you call your dad on father's day?"

Oh, I don't know. Maybe it's because after having a child myself I find it hard to honor the man who handed me a pair of scissors and told me to "finish the job next time" when he found out I was cutting at 13.

Or the time he said that I deserved to be raped because I was at a party I should not have been at.

Or the time he shook my hand and said that I "ruined the family more than death could" (my Gran had just died) because I told my brother's gf about him talking to married women online.

You're going to have to earn that recognition from now on.

#fathersday #Dad #Father #Trauma

redstonedust

being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.

being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.

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