Nevertheless The Turtle Moves

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

The way that Sheriff Wydell says "Baby girl" in The Devil's Rejects makes feel ~something~

I think it's time for a rewatch

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

"My apologies, I was under the impression that we were moving forward on the information here [include most recent screenshot] - is that incorrect? Please clarify which is most accurate."

Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

I specifically need more southern Americans to read Sir Terry Pratchett. I need someone else to talk about it with besides myself.

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

typecasting sucks unless it's Charlize Theron playing an emotionally unstable woman in an action thriller in which case it fucking rules