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Not to make my first original post in like years be blaseball on main or whatever, but I think it would be extremely funny if The Peanut was like. A Regular Sized Peanut. Like the general vibe it gives off is of being extremely large, but I think it would be very funny if it’s just an ordinary sized levitating peanut rotating threateningly in the void.
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has anyone checked up on chorby soul like is anyone giving them bandaids & protein shakes and wrapping them in blankets and making sure theyre okay and
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actually im really curious. rb and tell me what you think your most well known contribution to blaseball was. bit/joke/fanwork/IRM/etc world is your oyster.
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roblox user hawaiifridays thank you so much
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Welcome to one of the new stripes on the Tiger, Carmelo Plums!
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because it’s literally like. the shell is strong but the body’s weak you gotta learn how to yell before you learn how to speak it’s all bitter work with your face in the dirt do you think it’ll sting do you think it’ll hurt i want the burning taste of infinity put the scales in my eyes where everybody can see i just wanna be ok. i just wanna be ok!!!!
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blaseball music is so fucking wild its like wow ur passionate about a text based browser game? why dont you go write some of the greatest songs of all time about it.
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Day 30+31st of Blasetober!
It’s kind of beautiful how no matter what, Parker Macmillan is always present in Blaseball. Whether he’s the Commissioner or a player, he may not even be the same Parker throughout the eras, but he still loves this game, and he loves this league. He loves the teams, he loves the players, he loves the fans. He’s deeply intrinsically tied to Blaseball in a way that I don’t think it can be Blaseball without Parker.
The Commissioner is Doing A Good Job.
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Hey Innkeeper, would you mind changing to channel on of the TVs? There's a Blaseball game on and I wanna make sure Hotdogfingers doesn't accidentally mark any of our players for death
i do not have televisions in the inn also what the fuck?
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i miss shoe thief ren hunter. i would like her back.
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i just want to make things clear:
when an inning is beginning, it begins with ins, until all of the ins are out, and then they’re outs (unless you fill them back in, making them ins again), and that’s when the inning ends, making the inning an outing
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hi i drew every single player thats been on the lovers :-) lets go all the way or something like that
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was looking at zines at the local ttrpg store today and found one from 2021 that had an old interview with the game band from around mid-Expansion Era in which they talked about how running blaseball was like DMing and talked about being excited for the rest of the stuff in the era. this particular issue copy of the zine (it was called Splat! Adventures in Cyberspace) had been reprinted in I think February 2023, so it would’ve come out after blb had gone on hiatus for what we didn’t know at the time was permanent. was a very weird experience to read I felt like I was picking up an environmental storytelling newspaper in a zombie movie. I don’t remember ever reading that interview at the time it came out so maybe it was only included in the zine? Wild stuff.
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why you should participate in the cultural event of blaseball
do you like gambling with zero real-world consequences? collaborative storytelling? discord channels going so fast they crash? do you think sports would be more interesting if sometimes players switched teams midgame? do you want to personally dethrone god?
blaseball is a text-based RNG-based-mostly game, where twenty twenty four teams compete in the internet blaseball league. each season lasts one week, of ninety-nine hour-long games, which we watch happen in real-time scoreboard updates. on saturday are the playoffs, then on sunday is the election, where we all vote to, say, defy the rogue umpires and resurrect the first player to be incinerated. and then on monday the season starts again!
it is not up to us whether, on a game-by-game basis, our teams win or lose. as the fans, we have coins, and we bet those coins on games, and we use those coins to buy votes. with votes, we pick decrees and blessings, and remake the very foundation of the game according to our democratic whims.
at the end of the first season, we voted to open the forbidden book.
at the end of the second, we voted for peanuts.
at the end of the third, interviews. the fourth, alternate reality. the fifth, to dip the league in the blood bath.
now, the rogue umpires incinerate players. sometimes, peanuts rain from the sky, and swallowing one can be disastrous. players switch teams. players switch with their alternate selves. players steal opposing players’ blood. players encase other players in giant peanut shells. players wander into the elsewhere for a couple innings.
the moab desert, and the moab sunbeams, were swallowed by the hellmouth. axel trololol’s arm was replaced with a literal cannon. wyatt dovenpart tore a hole in spacetime and now los angeles is infinite, unlimited, and post-scarcity. we angered the shelled one, and it sicced boss battles on the league, and then a squid ate it.
so, to break character, blaseball is a RNG-based community-driven narrative game / storytelling event, where the devs give us player names and we create all other lore, and when we win enough coins we perform illegal necromancy.
it is so much fun, and the discord is incredibly welcoming, and you should pick team magic and vote for night vision goggles so we can give our werebear sunglasses summoning circle to help buff our sentient glove who is now the backbone of the game economy
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average Internet League Blaseball player contains less than 0.1 bee. Bees Taswell, who lives in the Core and is composed of several hundred thousand bees, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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BRIGHT ZIMMERMAN GOT GRAND SLAMMED INTO THE SHADOWS
good fucking riddance
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