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humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

It's okay to end your novel with the murderer getting a hot girlfriend.

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

sometimes i think love triangles should be resolved by polyamory but badly like everyone’s still mad