You’re a good man Jean Moreau

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

football is a simple game, 22 men kick around a ball, and in the end the germans crash out of another world cup

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

there is nothing a corporation hates more than having employees, but a close second is having to provide a good or service in order to make money. these two reasons concisely explain is why the ai bubble formed in the first place.

i still laugh every time i remember jerejean wasn't a thing at all for nora and one day after years gone she just came back and went "you know what? fuck it let's do it" and then proceed to write three fucking books canonizing a ship that she didn’t even come up with. what the hell

Washing ashore must feel good as fuck