the tomb won’t close

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

"girl, i know men like you" is a much more constructive dig at another woman who pissed you off than calling her a bitch or whatever else. s/o at gracie bc i have been thinking about that line for hours now. it's so good. woman to woman you pissed me off so much all i can relate you to are all the terrible men i met in my life. also the double entendre of saying you might be adored by men but that doesn't mean you're a good person, or better than me, or were good to me. perfect, thank you.

sometimes home is a person

men’s hockey isn’t real they made that up for heated rivalry. In real life only women can play hockey

The arm in that last one is sending me

I need something I just don’t know what it is yet

this has been going on for like 20 years by the way.. I will let you all know when I figure it out

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out