A THOUSAND, THOUSAND TEETH

People not liking the "cat distribution system" trend because "what if they are just outdoor cats" to me is like. Okay maybe you shouldn't have left your cat outdoors 🤷‍♂️

oooooh i got plany of disk space

come here so i can pinch you with my clamping beak!

Anthony bourdains show would never be made in this era of time cause cool white guys don’t exist anymore. They’re all smoll beans or Hitler

whenever small animals go snifsnifsnifsnif i always get so jealous. its like. wat r u smeling

farmers tell stories like "when i was a boy me and my brother got stung by sting worms"

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

You'd think "don't use a fictional creature as an allegory for oppressed minorities and as a horde of vile automatons that it's always okay to kill in the same work at the same time" would be a no brainer, but roughly 70% of all works featuring goblins and/or robots demonstrate otherwise.