Summer

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Seeing everyone making fun of Alhaitham for his "stalkerish" tendencies in this event is funny, because I feel like a lot of people missed that "Be literally everywhere Kaveh is" has been Alhaitham's MO from the day Kaveh appeared in the game.

From only grabbing his house keys after Kaveh returned from the desert (he couldn't have had both sets of keys at the end of the Archon Quest unless he went home and got Kaveh's copy) to ditching conversations to get back to his house only after Kaveh came home, to showing up without any warning or explanation in Kaveh's hangout with some ridiculous excuse about hearing his voice through noise-cancelling headphones... Refusing to offer any help in the Temple of Silence story quest other than staying in the library with Kaveh...

Since when does Alhaitham willingly cover anyone else's duties?

But this trend of "Be everywhere Kaveh is" didn't start when they were adults. It was already in place when they were still Akademiya students--and it's a trend that didn't end even when they had their fight.

Kui somehow made this panel even more metal in the volume release

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Thick thighs? Want to show off the curves? Big booty? You want Athletic Cut jeans. They are wider in the thighs, seat, and they narrow at the knees.

Are you rather thin, but don't like the look of skinny jeans? Try Straight Taper. Slightly skinny at the calves but roomier in the thighs.

Got thick thighs and you want bootcut that doesn't strangle your thighs? Men's Wide Leg cut jeans are loose through the leg, with a distinct flare at the ankle.

Don't have big thighs and still want that bootcut? Try Relaxed Bootcut or Slim Bootcut, depending on your desired thigh tightness level.

Men's jeans are often measured in inches/centimeters, and what they call the "waist" is actually at the hip. Most men's pants sit lower on the waist and have more room in the crotch, for obvious reasons, so measure where you want your heans to sit, just slightly above the widest part of your hips is comfy for most. If you desire a high-waisted look, measure your waist, not your hips.

Men's skinny jeans are 10x more comfortable than women's skinny jeans.

Men's and boy's shorts go down to just above or just below the knee, unlike women's and girl's shorts, which are almost always designed to show off the thighs and butt.

There are a few main styles of men's shorts:

Love working out but hate the skimpy, easily-ripped athletic shorts in the women's section? Try men's Tennis Shorts. Decent pockets, breathable material, and they go down to just above the knee. They generally sit at the hip and are elastic in the waist, so know your hip measurements and find your comfort level. Size down depending on how high you prefer your shorts to sit, especially if you have a distinct hip:waist ratio.

Want to look nice but still casual? Want something that can still accentuate the curves you have while still staying loose and comfy? Try pleated shorts. These are good for people with bigger thighs or a lot of movement. Scale your sizing similarly to jeans depending on where you want the shorts to sit on your hips.

Want short shorts that don't look like Daisy Dukes and don't crawl up your ass at every opportunity? Try men's Swim Shorts. Breathable material, short inseam. These are amazing as bathing suit bottoms or as coverups if you aren't a fan of bikinis. Some types of swim shorts are more water-repellant than others.

Want the comfort and stretch of cotton sweatpants in the summer? Try the Linen Shorts. Simple pockets, sometimes smaller than jeans pockets for sure, they come in bright colors and patterns, and generally have a drawstring and elastic waste. If you are very thin, scale down a size, they stretch out a little over time and can be harder to keep up. These shorts can be comfy with all body types.

Want a tighter fit, medium length short? Not really a fan of showing off the curves, but you still want to look cute? Bermuda shorts. These can range from elastic waste and drawstring to button and zipper closure, and have a high variation in materials. They generally sit lower on the hips, so scale up slightly from your usual jeans size. If you want them to be high-wasted, they will generally come down to mid-thigh or just above the knee, depending on your height.

Cargo pants are a go-to for hiking, backpacking, shopping, repairing, lounging, touring, you name it. There's variation in the number and style of pockets you can find in cargo shorts. I've seen as many as six pockets, with four that have either zipper or velcro closure. These generally end up sitting lower on the hips because of the extra fabric, and can extend from just above the knee to just below the knee. They are most commonly zipper and button closure, so scale your sizing based on where you want your shorts to sit on or above your hips. The downside: try not to get cargo shorts that extend below the knee when you sit, especially if you have clothing sensory issues. The extra stitches in the fabric can tighten around the knee and be uncomfortable.

I've used men's swim shorts as bathing suit bottoms for years. It still looks feminine and cute without having a "one sneeze and the surprise is out" problem.

If you have sensory issues with fabrics, some of the more beefy cargo shorts have rigid pocket corners so they don't rip. But they are uncomfortable to deal with when they rub on legs or get caught on chairs.

Dickies slim-fit flat-front shorts work really well because they have that extra little bit in the butt without widening the legs. ASOS has skinny-fit shorts that are a comfy soft fit, but they don't have as much room for the butt. Bubble butts don't like ASOS shorts lol.